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“ahead of the times” About 165,000,000 Google results / “behind the times” 2,600,000 results / “living in the present” 2,030,000 results
6 Dec

Give them a kilobyte and they’ll take a gig.
6 Dec

Perfect ending to a fog-filled day of flying, being searched for explosives in the subway station. Policeman: “You miss, it’s yr lucky day.”
5 Dec


Tweeting when flying seems appropriate.
5 Dec

You can segue, but you can’t hide. // Now time for drinks & conversation.
3 Dec

…and now time for the science fiction of Miami.
2 Dec

“What they didn’t realize was that in science fiction is some of the best social fiction of our time…” Doris Lessing
2 Dec

@
furtherfield Very depressing. I can repeat Ada Lovelace’s name for only so long…
2 Dec

Nice article but really, they couldn’t find one woman? MT @furtherfield BBC News – The BBC Microcomputer and me… goo.gl/ZbNCS
2 Dec

Ants in your sycophants. #Celebriphilia
1 Dec

Words on a collision course with meaning.
28 Nov

POV: People are larger or smaller relative to yr scale remaining constant OR you grow large & small relative to a constant scale of others.
27 Nov

“Social Media Super Ego” about 46 Google results “Social Media Id” 14,000,000 (although assuming most refer to identification) #unscientific
26 Nov

Trends: Carla G’s apt ⍐ Promoted #artcrit // #Curiosity // #antimatter
26 Nov

Saturday is Antimatter Day. “How Antimatter Spacecraft Will Work” http://science.howstuffworks.com/antimatter.htm
26 Nov

“twitter tourettes” About 1,810 Google results
25 Nov

Adults with imaginary friends. #fourwords
25 Nov

Doris Lessing meets Charles Bukowski…
25 Nov

Backing into this field today. Slowly. I’m not sure if I’ll fit. Feels tight. My dreams must have expanded me.
24 Nov
“eFEMeral” 78,200 Google results
23 Nov

Eleven text fields, copied & pasted full of strings, vibrating, and waiting for your subatomic reply.
23 Nov

Just you and meme. http://peppersprayingcop.tumblr.com/ http://www.bagnewsnotes.com/2011/11/taking-it-to-the-kittens-the-pepper-spray-cop-meme-and-what-it-means/
22 Nov

Quixotic but quintessentially quantum.
22 Nov

The side effects of a one-night spray, she fell in love. “Knocked Down” #OWSromcoms
22 Nov
Monday the unsung day. Dog sitting for a friend and making up voices for the tweets of people whom I’ve never heard talk.
21 Nov
Thinking about web-site-specific-art and app-sight-specific-art.
21 Nov

A tag in the xml file of my twitter acct. <possibly_sensitive>false</possibly_sensitive> How to make that true? I think I’m quite sensitive.
20 Nov
“Future participle” (a part of speech present in Latin but not in English) Preparing for a presentation this morning at 10am.
19 Nov
Sleepily intrepid.
18 Nov
I have contributed approximately 290,640 characters to twitter. I’m sorry or you’re welcome.
18 Nov
The crowd is removing ornaments from the monolith. Mood rings register orange & green & blue & red. Anything but black or white. #oblique
17 Nov
Image: Transparent skin over Opaque bones. #dichotomy
15 Nov

Thinking Jolly Corner by James RT@caeli_lucille passing by the skinny nightmare of the past life / at the corner of the eye / with a smirk
14 Nov

Drinks more coffee and lets the iPhone count the characters in her text message. Focus & preparation now. #human
15 Nov
The field you are typing into tonight is illuminated by moonlight and your letters are backlit silhouettes.
34 minutes ago

The field you are typing into this morning is green, and there are dandelions and daisies. Look closely.
12 hours ago

☪ …sweet dreams and a peaceful sleep. #UnreliableNarrator
21 hours ago

Good morning! (Brought to you by an unreliable narrator)
1 Nov
What if TWITTER was an abbreviation for TOMORROW WONDERS IF THIS THREAD ERASED REALITY?
4 Oct
What if GOOGLE stood for GENTLEPERSONS OF OFFICE GO & LESSEN (the) EVIL?
4 Oct

Fade to 0 opacity. Don’t worry there’s another layer underneath that is visible. #sleepyTalk
6 Oct
Before coffee: Imagining a virtual circus act taking place in my “What’s happening?” box. The tight rope is a pixel wide. #NeedCoffee
4 Oct

“I am from…the electronic corpus callosum” #greymatter
24 Sep

Just so you know I flossed, brushed, & showered before tweeting this. I care about making a good impression. #VirtualPersonalHygiene
3 Oct

Skin the color of milk. Hair the color of toast. But hot sauce for blood and mystery meat for a heart. #portrait #food #bookbyitscover
15 hours ago

On the day of Tues who or what is your muse?
25 Oct

“soul proprietor”About 67,200 Google results. Yea I expected that many. “sole propensity”About 65 results. #searchingForZeroResultsIsMadness
21 Oct

working grind is a semantic bloke gene RT @jennyholzer LEISURE TIME IS A GIGANTIC SMOKE SCREEN
21 Oct

Imagining a letter of this font saying “Make me more than just another character in this 1 act text field. I want to be colorful & bold” #ha
19 Oct
Lying perfectly centered, sure she’s configured @ the wrong aspect ratio. 102% on the Y axis. Only 85% on the X. 0% on the Z. A flatlander.
“blind pessimism”About 5,070 Google results // “blind optimism” About 173,000 Google results #sighted
♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♜♞♝♚♛♝♞♜♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ your move first.
iCognitive dissonance.

8 Oct

On the day of Tues who or what is your muse?

25 Oct

Showerfalls in the bathroom, Cliffhangers in the closet… #MyAptNeverADullMoment

22 Sep

They are talking about apple picking on the radio. I imagine shoppers in a Mac store. #RealityCheck

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